| Friday, April 23, 2004 |
wassup?!!!!
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Anonymous
Time:9:39 PM
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| Thursday, April 22, 2004 |
Selah's love
The other day I was working in Bridge Kids and had an interesting experience. I did not reach a connection to this experience until yesterday. I was going about my duties in Bridge Kids when I saw Meredith working with the walker group and saw she needed some help, kids were crying and she needed someone to step up. I saw that Addy and Selah needed some help up the stairs, so I began to guide them up the stairs and lead them to their room. While I approached the room Selah began to cry so I lifted her up and held her. I noticed that she then stopped crying as I held her. After a little while I tried to put her down but she began to cry again, she just wanted to be held.
Yesterday I began to ponder what had happened that night. Selah only wanted to held and loved. She didn't care what I wore, what my hair looked like or anything on the outside, she just showed love to me because of me. I wish I could love like Selah does, not caring what the person looks like or what the person does, just loving the person for who they are. Selah stopped crying because she was held and because she did not let appearances interfere with her love. I let the appearances interfere with the way I love, maybe they don't look normal or they smell or they act different. These things stop me from loving the way Selah loves, I want to love like a child, not to care about the outside but to love what is on the inside. Maybe if I start to love like Selah loves I can stop the crying (not literally crying, but you know).
......thoughts and ramblings by Cynthia
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cynthia
Time:8:41 AM
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| Friday, April 09, 2004 |
Please pick me up!!!
I alright so you have read the last post and wondering what could I have done better to make them like me? Here a few lines that will surely get that person to fall in love with you.....
-As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No? Damn!!
-You see my friend over there (point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar), He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
-Giant polar bear (What?) It just broke the ice.
-If you we're a booger I'd pick you first.
Those didn't work? Here a few sure fire ways that will get anyone's attention.
-So you're a girl huh?
-My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
-Hi, I have my own place, well my own room... in my parents basement....
-You're ugly but you intrigue me....
-Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
-What's a slut like you doin' in a classy joint like this?
-You look like a hooker I knew in west Hollywood.
-I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
-From across the bar you looked a little chunky but as you got closer I noticed you were ugly too.
If these lines don't land you someone then you need to just lock yourself in your house and never come out because you are just too repulsive to be out in public. I hope these lines help you out, I know they have done wonders with my friends.
Good luck!!
----thoughts and ramblings by Cynthia
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cynthia
Time:3:05 PM
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| Saturday, April 03, 2004 |
We all at one time or other had to do something so heart-crushing, so hard, something that will lead the other person to years of therapy. Yeah you have guessed it, telling a person, that there is no chance in hell you will go out with them or you will ever go out with them. I think we all need a little advice in how to deal with this situation. I have gathered 5 solid pieces of advice for you to follow.
1. Send a huge guy/girl to their door step and have them beat that person senseless, while telling them never to go close to you ever again.
2. Hint around that you have to stay away from your last boyfriend/girlfriend because of the 15 mile restraining order.
3. Start talking to yourself and create an imaginary person that you constantly argue with while beating yourself up.
4. Cast a voodoo spell on that person in front of them while poking the doll you made of that person with needles.
5. Go to a public place with that person and with a loud bull-horn, yell out that there is no way in hell you would go out with them, that you would rather eat your own vomit then go out with them.
After you have followed this advice, of course you need to tell them you would still like to be friends with them. If none of these work, you can always use the stand by of a flaming bag of poop on their front porch with a note on it saying that you never want to go out with them but you still would like to be friends. Because of course everybody wants to hear, let's just be friends. I hope this advice works because if it doesn't you have a stalker on your hands and you will need to move away and change your number.
---thoughts and ramblings by Cynthia
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cynthia
Time:6:07 PM
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| Friday, April 02, 2004 |
Have you ever been sitting at your cubicle and wonder, "Why do I have to work?" Then you wonder why I am I at a job that requires me to sit at a cubicle. Then your boss comes up to you and asks you if you got the memo about the TPS report. And you say to yourself I don't care if we need a coversheet for the TPS report!! Screw the TPS reports!! I hate my damn job!! I wish there was a way to screw my company out of thousands of dollars over years and they would not notice. I also wish they would stop moving me around to smaller cubicles, and I just want my stapler back. They stole my stapler, those bastards, I want to burn my work down!
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cynthia
Time:11:52 AM
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