Fall back guy*
After searching for years for the perfect guy, i have realized i still need to be searching. But i have found my fall back guy, someone i can marry if i do not find my true love. This hot-sexy guy is named is Leonard, he has spacious tent down at the riverbottom and boy is he in love with me! every time i see him he asks me if i am married yet and every time he says, i will marry you! What makes him so hot is that glass eye he has, you don't know if he is looking at you or something on the ground. This scruffy exterior makes him the envy of all my friends. You might ask yourself, what makes you not want this guy? i have compiled a list of good qualities found in this situation:
1. I never have to question who will pay for dinner.
2. I don't have to shower for weeks and he still thinks i'm hot.
3. I will improve my sign writing abilities.
4. He doesn't care that i live in the ghetto in the nard, he is happy i just have place.
5. I will find out where all the good dumpster are.
6. There is no need to spend money on hygiene products.
7. I won't have to work!
8. I can finally loose those 10 extra pounds.
Wow, that list made me really want to marry Leonard! Ok, im going to marry him! The wedding is going to be on April 16, 2005 at the Ventura riverbottom, all are invited. We will be registered at the $.99 store.
*disclaimer* This post is making fun of a homeless guy, i love the homeless, this is just for humor sake.....
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cynthia
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