Why I am white trash
About a week ago my roommate and me need to move some furniture. We live on the second floor in a two bed room apartment in the ghetto of Oxnard, yep, the ghetto of Oxnard, bullet holes and everything. Andrea had some old mattress in the living room that she wanted to move down to the garage. Clue number one that we are white trash: the mattresses had been there since March. Clue number two we really didn't care they were there..... We moved the first mattress as normal people would do in trying to move mattresses: move one mattress at a time down the stairs to the garage. But it got to the second mattress that we thought: Why not just drop it over the railing onto the ground? That was a great idea. We took all the mattress one by one and chucked them over the railing and onto the ground. Boards and all! The boards made a little dent in the grass but other than that no fatalities!! The key clue to why we are white trash is we thought "What else could we throw off the second floor?" The funny thing is that nobody cared that we were throwing stuff off the second floor. I live in the ghetto and am proud of it!!!
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cynthia
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