We all at one time or other had to do something so heart-crushing, so hard, something that will lead the other person to years of therapy. Yeah you have guessed it, telling a person, that there is no chance in hell you will go out with them or you will ever go out with them. I think we all need a little advice in how to deal with this situation. I have gathered 5 solid pieces of advice for you to follow.
1. Send a huge guy/girl to their door step and have them beat that person senseless, while telling them never to go close to you ever again.
2. Hint around that you have to stay away from your last boyfriend/girlfriend because of the 15 mile restraining order.
3. Start talking to yourself and create an imaginary person that you constantly argue with while beating yourself up.
4. Cast a voodoo spell on that person in front of them while poking the doll you made of that person with needles.
5. Go to a public place with that person and with a loud bull-horn, yell out that there is no way in hell you would go out with them, that you would rather eat your own vomit then go out with them.
After you have followed this advice, of course you need to tell them you would still like to be friends with them. If none of these work, you can always use the stand by of a flaming bag of poop on their front porch with a note on it saying that you never want to go out with them but you still would like to be friends. Because of course everybody wants to hear, let's just be friends. I hope this advice works because if it doesn't you have a stalker on your hands and you will need to move away and change your number.
---thoughts and ramblings by Cynthia
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