Please pick me up!!!
I alright so you have read the last post and wondering what could I have done better to make them like me? Here a few lines that will surely get that person to fall in love with you.....
-As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No? Damn!!
-You see my friend over there (point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar), He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
-Giant polar bear (What?) It just broke the ice.
-If you we're a booger I'd pick you first.
Those didn't work? Here a few sure fire ways that will get anyone's attention.
-So you're a girl huh?
-My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
-Hi, I have my own place, well my own room... in my parents basement....
-You're ugly but you intrigue me....
-Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
-What's a slut like you doin' in a classy joint like this?
-You look like a hooker I knew in west Hollywood.
-I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
-From across the bar you looked a little chunky but as you got closer I noticed you were ugly too.
If these lines don't land you someone then you need to just lock yourself in your house and never come out because you are just too repulsive to be out in public. I hope these lines help you out, I know they have done wonders with my friends.
Good luck!!
----thoughts and ramblings by Cynthia
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